Friday, 10 January 2014

Dark Fiction - Infernal Dating

Dark Fiction

Infernal Dating

By Casey Douglass

as part of #fridayflash

Infernal Dating


Epoch 16 Day 34 : InfernalDating Message from Incu69:
Hi handsome.

Epoch 16 Day 34 : Reply:
Hello yourself. That’s some set of wings!

Epoch 16 Day 35 : InfernalDating Message from Incu69:
Thanks! Two millennia of pilates honey!

Epoch 16 Day 36 : Reply:
So what do you like to do?

Epoch 16 Day 36 : InfernalDating Message from Incu69:
The usual things really, feeding on desperate boys, watching TV, walks beside the lava sea. How about yourself?

Epoch 16 Day 36 : Reply:
I don’t like feeding on desperate boys lmao. I like quieter things. I’ve been ill for five hundred years. Some fool blessed me and now I just can’t do what I used to.

Epoch 16 Day 37 : InfernalDating Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 38 : InfernalDating Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 39 : Email from Agnathia:
Hello you. How’s the online dating going? Hope you are inundated with nice young ladies by now!

Epoch 16 Day 39 : Email reply:
Hi Aggy. I had one message the other day but she has gone quiet now.

Epoch 16 Day 40 : Email from Agnathia:
Oh that’s a shame. Keep going though, you’ll find someone soon I’m sure.

Epoch 16 Day 40 : InfernalDating Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 41 : InfernalDating Message from WISp_in_my_eAR:
Hey, how are you? Gorgeous horns!

Epoch 16 Day 41 : Reply:
You are too kind. I’m okay thanks, how are you?

Epoch 16 Day 44 : InfernalDating Message from WISp_in_my_eAR:
I’m great baby. What are you upto?

Epoch 16 Day 44 : Reply:
Just some writing at the moment. How about you?

Epoch 16 Day 45 : InfernalDating Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 46 : InfernalDating Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 57 : Email from Agnathia:
Hey, any luck yet?

Epoch 16 Day 58 : Email Reply:
No just another one who went quiet.

Epoch 16 Day 58: Email from Agnathia:
Really? That website is pretty good. I’m going on a date with someone who I met on there tonight actually.

Epoch 16 Day 58 : Email Reply:
Have a nice time.

Epoch 16 Day 58 : Email from Agnathia:
Thanks x-p

Epoch 16 Day 58 : InfernalDating Message Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 59 : InfernalDating Message Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 78 : InfernalDating Message Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 102 : Email from Agnathia:
Hey, just to let you know I’m getting married on the outer ring. That guy I was dating is soo my partner in crime. We just share everything. We love the same sins and just know what the other is thinking before anything is said! I’d love to invite you to the wedding but we are already rammed. Hope you understand?

Epoch 16 Day 102 : InfernalDating Message Inbox Empty

Epoch 16 Day 123 : You have deactivated your InfernalDating profile. Any time for which you have already paid is non-refundable. Please state your reason for leaving...You have selected No. Profile deleted.

Epoch 16 Day 124 : Internet Search Initiated : Hot nymph on incubus action

Epoch 16 Day 124 : Internet Search Initiated : FREE Hot nymph on incubus action

THE END

14 comments:

  1. Something I've yet to give a go properly myself. It's worked out for quite a few people I know.

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    1. It's worth a try, anything is possible :)

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  2. Ha Ha - I'm sure that anyone who has some experience of internet dating can relate to this (wherever they're from) :) x

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  3. Behind the lightheartedness, there's a certain sadness, too. Poor guy.

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    1. Thanks Shelli. Yes that's what I was going for :).

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  4. Funny. Well maybe a different site would work better.

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    1. True lol. Wonder what Angelic Dating would be like?

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  5. Entry "Epoch 16 Day 35" made me smirk. I like this gimmick! Very cute and exactly as flippant as it should be.

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    1. Thanks John. God knows what tale my virtual interactions with people would tell lol.

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  6. I think this has a good blend of sadness and lightheartedness too. Nice work.

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  7. It's somehow comforting to think on-line dating is about the same for demons as it is for humans. Comforting, yet depressing.

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    1. More depressing than comforting I'd say :).

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